The Greatest Voyage in the History of Plastic

Ask, bitches.   I'm Jack.
I'm 20.
I'm genderless.
I prefer 'they', but 'he' if you have to.
I'm pretty sexy.
Regina Spektor is my wife.
Doctor Who and Torchwood are my crack.
I am Captain Jack Harkness.
I love anything queer.
You'll end up wanting my dick.

cigarettesandcoffeecups:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

More and more reasons to be so absolutely obsessed with Target.

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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

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trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

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LGBT Laughs: How Not to be Predatory: A Guide for Lesbian/Bi/Queer Women →

gaymakeouts:

  • Don’t ask a girl out unless you have a minimum of 15 character references attesting to her homosexuality and unless she has “gay” tattooed on her forehead. Otherwise you are preying on a straight girl.
  • Don’t flirt with a girl unless she initiates it by walking up to you and…
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chicafromipanema:

love is so fickle it starts with a flood and ends with a trickle

chicafromipanema:

love is so fickle it starts with a flood and ends with a trickle

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neoquestll:

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

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majortwink:

majortwink:

whats europe’s favorite boardgame?

czechers

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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But it is not really rape if she was passes out.”

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“Well, it is not really racism if it it is true tho.”

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“Why don’t they have straight pride parades?”

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“Muslims attacked us on 9/11”

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amon-a-horse:

phangirlingoverdisney:


jays-bite-o-chili:

ltmstumtum:

Found my new dentist. 

Oh my god


IT’S REAL.

HOLY FUCK HE EXISTS

amon-a-horse:

phangirlingoverdisney:

jays-bite-o-chili:

ltmstumtum:

Found my new dentist. 

Oh my god

IT’S REAL.

HOLY FUCK HE EXISTS

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betterbemeta:

so uh people who laugh at ‘tumblr feminists’ for seeing sexism everywhere

has it ever occurred to you that

sexism might actually be everywhere

and you just don’t see it because it seems normal to you?

?????

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doctorwho:

Doctor Who Series 4: The Doctor’s Daughter

themedusacascade:

le-taco-in-space:

that chair looks familiar……

Run you clever boy. And remember.

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rnilkbreath:

how to tell if ur a REAL woman

  • real woman has skin most of the time, covering ALL of body
  • real woman has at least one brain if not More than 1 brain
  • real woman yells OUCH if her finger gets stuck in pencil sharpener..
  • can turn on lights using mind
  • eats only used t-shirts and socks

if ur not ALL of these things then ur not a real woman get off tumblr

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