#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
why waste time faffing about making it look like an actor has a prosthetic leg when you could just hire an actor that actually does have a prosthetic leg
8th Floor - Regina Spektor
and something must have gotten lost
in the translation, russian to english
and winter wasn’t wintery today
Fucking kids care more about each other than we do
your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting
False, all of you send this same stupid ass message.
Secret Stash - Regina Spektor
"Tell me what you told me again
and I might believe you next time.
Maybe give it another try.”